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[jlf_greenarrowii]

I have been asked for video of something someone in my family has done entirely too many times.

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[jlf_speedy]

You're telling me.

They should be asking Lian. Kid's got dirt on all of us.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

... she doesn't have anything on me, does she?

[jlf_speedy]

I dunno, man, you'll have to wait til you have something she wants.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

Great...

[jlf_speedy]

I think I saw her eyeing some green and red Lightsabers at Toys R Us. But you didn't hear that from me.

And she was looking at both colors. Because she can't have proper duels without Light and Dark sides. And they have to be the kind that have sound effects.

I may or may not have been given precise instructions.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

I'm not even going to ask what she has on you, but I am going to ask just how age-inappropriate it is.

[jlf_speedy]

She can already pick up a stick and make the sound effects herself. If she knows what a Lightsaber is I'm guessing Roy's let her watch the movies.
Also, Roy used to let her play with an unloaded pistol til Dinah beat that habit out of him so I'm not sure age appropriate plaything rules really apply with Lian.

I don't think they have any particularly breakable parts or anything on them. I mean we could test them out with a few duels ourselves if you really want to. Dibs on red.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

I meant what she has on you. I do know Star Wars.

And they'd break.

[jlf_speedy]

Oh.

Right, yeah, I maaaaaaay have been systematically been subtracting from the frozen containers of the chili verde so that we'll have exactly one month less of stored leftovers by the end of the year.

You'll thank me in December.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

... depends, have you been getting the vegetarian batches too?

[jlf_speedy]

Just the vegetarian batches. The meat covered up the weird grassy taste.

I have no idea where that flavor profile came in.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

I have... absolutely no idea how that could work.

He's so proud of it, too.